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Kingdom Hearts Interviews II

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Me: So, hi guys…and, uh, Girl. How are you?
Roxas: *shrugs* I'm good.
Axel: Oh, you're better than good, Roxy.
Yuffie: Why am I the only girl here?! *facepalms*
Demyx: Does anyone want to listen to some music?! *glances around hopefully*
Me: Uh, not right now, Demyx.
Demyx: *pouts*
Me: *huggles Demyx* Why do all you guys look so cute when you pout?!
Demyx: I am NOT cute!
Yuffie: *puts hand on Dem's shoulder sympathetically* She's right, Dem.
Axel: Even Roxy looks cute when he pouts
Roxas: I do NOT!
Axel: *smirks*
Me: Argh! Stop distracting me with how cute and sexy you are!!! *calms down* So, Axel. Can I ask you a question?
Axel: Shoot.
Me: Okay. So, I take it you like fire?
Axel: Is it that obvious?
Roxas: Yeh, he's a pyro.
Demyx: Mmm-hmm. *nods*
Axel: Well, I wouldn't say I was a pyro…
Yuffie: Axel. You like to set things on fire for the fun of it. How are you not a pyro?!
Me: She's right, Axel.
Axel: Well, it is fun!
Me: Sadly, I know exactly what you mean. Ah, memories of science at school…
Roxas: Fire is kinda, I dunno, amazing to watch..
Yuffie: OMFG I'm surrounded by pyromaniacs! Argh! *gets up to run away*
Me: No Yuffie, don't go! The interview isn't finished yet!
Demyx: Yeah! And I'm not a pyro! I'm the complete opposite! I like water!
Axel: Just forget her. Besides, I like it better when it's just me an' sunshine here.
Roxas: Stop calling me that!
Me: I'll give you sea-salt ice cream if you stay!
Yuffie: Oooo Yay! *takes popsicle*
Axel: And what about us?
Me: Fine. *hands out ice cream to all*
Demyx: Yay!
Axel: Mmm. Tastes like Roxas.
Everyone: WHAT!?!?
Roxas: *nearly chokes on ice cream*
Axel: It's what his skin tastes like. Salty, but sweet. *smirks*
Yuffie: Okay, TMI, Axel! TMI!
Me: No no, tell us more! This'll make a great interview!
Axel: Well…
Roxas: *looking mortified* NO! *attempts to tackle Axel to ground but fails miserably*
Axel: *laughing* I was kidding, Sunshine! I just like to see you when you're angry.
Roxas: *frowns, but because of his overly cute features its more like a pout*
Yuffie: Look away! Roxas is pouting! *shields eyes*
Me: *shields eyes incase of more fangirl-ism*
Demyx: Uh…
Yuffie: Is it safe?
Roxas: *extremely pissed off* Yes.
Me: *uncovers eyes and turns back to Axel* So, we don't get to know about Roxas' sex life?
Axel: 'Afraid not.
Me: Damn.
Roxas: *looks relieved*
Me:  Anyway, now a question for Roxas. Can you show us your two keyblades?
Roxas: Sure. *summons keyblades*
Me: OMFG WOW THEY IS SO AWESOME AND PRETTY *strokes keyblades*
Yuffie: Yeh, yours are so much better than Sora's!
Axel: *laughs* Yes, Roxy may look cute, but he's deadly with these things.
Roxas: I am NOT cute!
Axel: *raises eyebrow*
Yuffie: Uh-huh, you just keep telling yourself that, Roxas.
Me: Yep.
Demyx: It's true.
Roxas: *pouts*
Me: Argh, he's pouting again! Axel, make him stop!
Axel: *jumps Roxas, making the couch fall backward*
Me: …
Yuffie: Good thing we weren't sitting on that couch.
Me: *nodding in agreement* Too right.
Demyx: I…think I'm gonna go now. Besides, I was gonna go meet Zexy anyway! Bye!
Yuffie: Buh-bye Dem!
Me: Seeya!
Demyx: *walks out door*
Yuffie: …
Me: …
Yuffie: Are they gonna, you know, stop?
Me: Nope. Axel is in control.
Yuffie: Ah.
Me: …
Yuffie: …
Me: This is getting awkward. Do you wanna leave them to it and get some pizza?
Yuffie: Yeah, all right.
- 5 minutes later, at the pizza parlour-
Me: *sitting at table with Yuffie* Hey, isn't that Seifer and his friends?
Yuffie: 'Tis.
Me: I know! I'll interview them! *calls over to them*
Seifer: What do you want?
Me: I wanna interview you!
Seifer: Whatever.
Yuffie: *ready to kill Seifer*
Me: Sooo, what are you doin' here?
Rai: We're gettin' pizza, y'know?
Fuu: Lunch.
Seifer: Yeh. Now, are you done or what?
Me: Just le'me ask a few more questions!
Seifer: Make it quick.
Fuu: Fast.
Rai: We're hungry, y'know?
Yuffie: So…annoying…must…resist…urge to…kill…
Me: Okay okay! One more! Um…Where were you just before?
Seifer: What's it to you?
Fuu: Away.
Rai: The Struggle, y'know?
Seifer: Why the hell did you tell her that!?
Rai: I'm hungry, y'know?
Fuu: Idiot.
Me: Um…
Yuffie: *gives in to killing urge and attacks Seifer and Rai*
Fuu: Hurt.
Seifer: *sprawled on ground* What the fuck did you do that for, bitch?!
Rai: She's crazy, y'know?!
Me: Yuffie, was that really necessary?
Yuffie: Yep.
Seifer: *gets up and walks towards us*
Yuffie: Wow, he looks pissed. Ohhhh shit.
Me: You wanna start running now?
Yuffie: Yep.
Me: *running*
Yuffie: *running*
Me: I think we lost 'em. Lets go check on Axel and Roxas.
Yuffie: I hope they're still wearing clothes.
Me: Teehee I don't! *pulls out camera phone*
-Now outside door to room where Axel and Roxas were left-
Yuffie: *opens door* What the hell!?
Me: What?! What?! *looks around hopefully*
Yuffie: They're playing Guitar Hero!? *pointing at Axel and Roxas in front of the TV with guitars*
Me: Uh…
Yuffie: …
Me: Sooo...did you guys end up fucking? *hopefull glint in eye*
Axel: Yep. Best angry make up sex yet. *grins*
Roxas: Errr. *blushes* You guys wanna play too?
Me: YES I LOVE GUITAR HERO IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
Yuffie: GIMME THAT GUITAR!
Axel and Roxas: *sweatdrops*
First Interview : [link]
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